The Clumsy Chemist

postmodernismruinedme: vardaesque: unusualjourney: what-rabbit...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 14:11:44 -0400

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

fuckyeahtattoos: Teresa Sharpe on her Unkindness Tour at Kaze...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:51:50 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

Teresa Sharpe on her Unkindness Tour at Kaze Gallery in Denver, CO
Bleeding heart dove with bleeding heart flowers surrounding a birdcage

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:49:58 -0400

I am addicted. SO ADDICTED.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:28:31 -0400

I am addicted. SO ADDICTED.

fuckyeahtattoos: by Claire Once Saphir (Marseilles,...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:38:58 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

by Claire Once Saphir (Marseilles, France)

http://www.facebook.com/SailinOnTattoos

http://sailinontattoos.com/

Gorgeous!

rosencruez: I like Monica’s way of thinking.

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:15:18 -0500

rosencruez:

I like Monica’s way of thinking.

mononocake: changingintosomethingold: fivestephsforward: waiti...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:58:06 -0500

mononocake:

changingintosomethingold:

fivestephsforward:

waitingonmyturn:

I just choked on my chocolate milk

Lmao. Holy shit.

Ladies and gentleman, the United States Marine Corps at some of it’s finest and most hilarious moments

us military won the harlem shake

My ADD looking route that I ran tonight. God I love Zombies,...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 02:37:25 -0500

My ADD looking route that I ran tonight. God I love Zombies, RUN!

#zombiesrun #exercise #running #jogging #imalunatic

In the middle of my Zombie run mission, I had to start hauling...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 02:30:12 -0500

In the middle of my Zombie run mission, I had to start hauling arse because I was being chased by a rather hungry zombie that wanted a bite of my thunder thighs. As I was running away like a bat out of hell (with the song “Runaway” by Hail the Villian giving me an extra adrenaline boost) I turned a blind corner and came face to face with this statue from hell.

It scared the shit out of me and I let out probably one of the most girly screams of my life. I seriously thought I was going to have a heart attack. For sure, this is not a statue you want to randomly run into when doing a Zombies, RUN! Mission.
😱😨😫😅

#zombiesrun #running #jogging #imalunatic #scaredshitless

There is nothing like doing a 5mile run in the dark and being...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 02:16:40 -0500

There is nothing like doing a 5mile run in the dark and being chased by a hoard of the undead. Shorter run than I normally do, but was pretty sore after yesterday’s 3hours worth of working out.

For anybody who doesn’t know why Zombies, RUN! Is…. Get your butt on YouTube right now! Best app, ever.

#zombiesrun #running #jogging #exercise #imalunatic

Directly from my Zombies, Run! Playlist! This little meme was...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:22:34 -0500

Directly from my Zombies, Run! Playlist! This little meme was pretty fun. I’ll eventually post my entire Zombies run playlist… it’s huge.

1. “House of a 1,000 Corpses” - Rob Zombie

2. “Gunpowder and Lead” - Miranda Lambert

3. “Runaway” - Hail the Villian

4. “Rapture” - Hurt

5. “Be Invited” - Twilight Singers

6. “Closer” - Kings of Leon

7. “Outrage” - Sister Sin

8. “The River” - Good Charlotte ft M. Shadows and Synyster Gates of A7X

9. “I’m not a Vampire” - Falling in Reverse

10. “E is for Extinction” - Thousand Foot Krutch

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Mon, 04 Feb 2013 22:19:59 -0500

Oh lawdie. I feel like this at work in the clinic. I like to do...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 03:17:33 -0500

Oh lawdie. I feel like this at work in the clinic. I like to do awkward things in front of the cameras.

The Clumsy Chemist

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 05:00:02 -0500

toxickrapture:

Written about TheClumsyChemist. Please click “read more” to view the entire short story. All writing is (c) myself (toxickrapture).

There she sat, the chemicals staining the apron that adorned her slender form. She moved from beaker to beaker, a grin breaking across her lips as she watched the liquids flowing between their glass tubes. Flames of different colors flickered beneath different beakers and she took her time adjusting them to make the temperatures just right. It’s almost ready she thought to herself, the grin spreading wickedly to encompass even parts of her cheeks.

Off to the left a male lay unconscious upon a hospital bed; she’d stolen the bed weeks ago and was surprised no one from the hospital had noticed. An intravenous bag hung from the metal stand aside his bed, his breathing slow from the toxins slowly dripping down the plastic tube and mixing with his blood. Glancing to him, she shook her head and laughed to herself, though in the basement laboratory she was quite sure no one would hear her anyways.

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fuckyeahtattoos: “The rest is rust and stardust” Ending quote...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:59:00 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

“The rest is rust and stardust”

Ending quote of “Lolita” by Vladimir Nabokov.

*Done at Studio 767 by Kenny. San Diego, CA

ohfuckyeahmemes: http://ohfuckyeahmemes.tumblr.com/ http://calme...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 04:31:08 -0500

ohfuckyeahmemes:

http://ohfuckyeahmemes.tumblr.com/

http://calmeels.tumblr.com/

Last doodle before bed! This one is of the Hound! Second in the...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 01:25:00 -0400

Last doodle before bed! This one is of the Hound! Second in the series I’m drawing of my favorite Game of Thrones characters! #art #doodle #sketch #gameofthrones #thehound (Taken with Instagram)

First doodle in a series I am doing of all my favorite Game of...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:42:00 -0400

First doodle in a series I am doing of all my favorite Game of Thrones characters! This is Jon Snow and his pouty face! #gameofthrones #art #doodle #sketch (Taken with Instagram)

The scene that broke my heart. I so had a crush on his old face....

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 11:30:42 -0400

The scene that broke my heart. I so had a crush on his old face. D:.

winteriscoming-eventually: Follow me on Twitter! @LJSilverman

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 22:14:07 -0400

winteriscoming-eventually:

Follow me on Twitter! @LJSilverman